ROCKERS WHO ARE OLD AND IN THE WAY


...Kiss, the Eagles and Bob & Jim (Led Lite) have the right idea, they can't make relevant music anymore, so they are just giving the people what they want. Here are some artists who should follow their good example...


1) AEROSMITH
...either dump Jim Valance and Desmond Child and make an album on your own, or stop making new music immediately
SET STANDARD WITH:"Aerosmith", "Toys in the Attic"
RECENT CRAP: "Pump", "Get a Grip"


2) AC/DC
...time to dump Brian Johnson, his voice sounds like a trainload of screeching cats crashing into a chalkboard factory...and we don't mean that in a good way...
...Hey, Angus, did someone turn up the "lame" knob on your guitar?...
...get Mutt back...
SET STANDARD WITH: "Highway to Hell", "Back in Black"
RECENT CRAP: "Razor's Edge", "Ballbreaker"


3)HEART


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